Some websites are written so well, creating such an advantage, someone should make it illegal.
But until the day the police kick my door down...
I’ll keep writing them.
Hey, welcome to this little corner of the internet! Make yourself at home.
Shall we do introductions? I'll go first:
I'm Joe - a freelance website copywriter.
Maybe even your freelance website copywriter! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’m just excited you’re here, is all.
If you'd like to put a face to the name, I can go one better. Over on the right, you'll see me head to toe, being all deep and reflective.
I write websites
Not the code. That stuff requires serious brains.
No, I write the words. Those special little things that make you you.
It still takes brains, of course, but the sort that my teachers described as “frustrating”, rather than “brilliant” like the properly clever kids. It’s cool. I’m over it.
If you're looking for a website that's overflowing with jargon and comes with a free game of buzzword bingo, you might want to try somewhere else.
But if you're looking for a website that bubbles with personality, perfectly captures what your business is about, and does the heavy lifting of making your customers realise how bloody great you are...
Well, you're in luck. Those are the websites I write.
Words in the wild (an incomplete list of my work)
Digitising old media can be daunting, so Digital Converters needed a website that highlighted their reliability and compassion.
Finding the magic ingredients that make workshops work and exploring new ways to facilitate collaboration.
We found a crystal clear way to write about Leo's simplicity-obsessed animation studio.
Plastic-free plantmilks in a circular system - that's proper planet-saving stuff.
What else do I do?
You might just want your website written. I like that - you're focused and firm-minded.
But you might want a few extra things done. I like that too - you're thinking big and up for doing something longer-term.
There are a few other projects I lend my words to; writing, editing, and consulting on:
Tone of Voice
So, whether you're after straightforward words for your website or a bells-and-whistles brand behemoth, it’s safe to say you've got some cool ideas and I really rather like you.
Hmm, what’s that? How can you know you like me when we've not even spoken yet?
Well, if we work together, I’ll tell you how I got my superpowers. It involves a chance encounter with a radioactive copywriter...
What people say about working with me
How nice are that lot?!
What it costs to hire me
I wish I could share a single, simple, go-to price, but I've done this for long enough to know that writing websites just doesn’t work that way. It's too personal, too unique.
But every project has three things in common - the focus, research, and dedication I’ll provide.
That's why I can't give you a set price, but I can share a minimum.
Website projects start at £1,800.
Ad hoc work is charged at £350 per day.
When you hire me, you're not just another job slapped onto an overloaded to-do list. I never work on more than two websites at once, so I can guarantee you're getting my expertise at its sharpest.
How I run my business
I'm good at what I do, but I'm best at it when I'm not hunched over my laptop from 9 until 6 every day.
If I'm jumping between emails, Slack, social media dopamine hits, and every other pingy dingy thingy on my computer, I'm not going to do the great work you've hired me for.
So, I've got a few systems, processes, and checks and balances in place - for both our sakes.
How you can reach me
Know exactly what you need?
No idea where to begin?
Somewhere in between?
Whatever your situation, all you need to do to kick things off is send one quick email to: